youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

(via pizza-butts)

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone

(via pizza-butts)

amazinglarryisnotinthetardis:

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

• Nicole Scherzinger
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Members of Maroon 5

• Adam Levine
• ????????
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Members of Paramore

• Hayley Williams
• ???
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• ???

Members of the Wanted

• ????
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(via pizza-butts)

smallpunk:

insects bug me

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nopestiel:

^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}

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twohearts1tardis:

Me on the way to steal yo girl

and her organs

(via pizza-butts)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via holynipples)

primisthebomb:

you’ve got your olive oil

virgin olive oil

extra virgin olive oil

olive oil with a questionable past

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